In the spirit of my Facebook News Feed, I would like to share with you, Dear Reader, the meaning of my name:

R: Rugged — Everyone thinks so.
A: Asinine — Self explanatory.
C: Cat Lady — Without cats.
H: Hater — If you read my blog, you would know.
E: Excellent — Always.
L: Low — To the ground.

Done. I […]

Hi Reader,

DISCLAIMER: You may be thinking, “Rachel is so mean to write about someone she thinks is annoying” or “Rachel is annoying too, so who is she to complain?” And while all of this may be true, I have just spotted A Most Annoying Girl (because there are others.) Seriously. The level in which she […]

THINGS I LIKE:
A Poem By Rachel
I like shiny things
Like glitter
And super-awesome rings.
I also like McDonald’s Sweet Tea,
Except it comes in a huge cup
And makes me have to go pee.
I like to wear lots of Camo,
Which is great in a forest,
And makes me look like a real Thug-f’sho.
I also like to knit at school,
But knitting is […]

There are only TWO (2) things that I want this year for my birthday, (from everyone that plans on honoring my 21 years of existence by the gift of a present):
1. An iPhone Headset. I have lost / broken far too many of these to speak about.
2. 100 earring backs (If the entire […]

- 5 year old kid + 80 year old lady = me
- My retainer is made of pink glitter
- I like oil painting
- I like everything to be as bright as possible
- Sometimes, I like to wear Gangster clothes because they are baller
- Whenever I am at home, I tie / wear a headband […]

Dear Rachel,
You are a complete dumbass. Here is a summary of your day as proof:

(NOTE: All “You / Me / I”’s = Rachel)
Well, since you stepped on those headphones last week, I decided to buy another $30 set the other day. What? Where are they now? Oh that’s right, you lost them, again. Apparently, […]

Hi Reader,
I had a pretty weak day today. Here is a brief summary of what happened:
I slipped down an ice-coated hill and tripped on the steps to the College of Business. I cracked my iPhone head-set by stepping on it outside of my car. Also, I got a parking ticket at 9:10pm (when no […]

New Blog design…
It feels weird.
More to come later…
LOVE,
Rachel

Yes, Reader, I am so clever with words, indeed.
In the unlikely scenario that you have not been diligently following my blog, my internship with IBM in Minnesota is near its end, as I have less than a month before returning to full-time student-ship. I have been searching for the end since I started my […]

Dear Reader,
Through ice skating in MN, I have learned that though there are no mediocre ice skaters in this state, there are two main categories of people:
1) Advanced figure skaters and hockey players. Even the most unassuming characters are phenomenally excellent at ice skating here, and I have learned better than to assume anyone […]