Dear Reader,
I have a paper cut on the corner between my thumb and forefinger. It’s pretty much the most horrible thing I can imagine.
Also, it’s getting cold outside– I need to get to Six Flags ASAP. Except, I do have moderate concerns that “Fright Fest” will be out of my bravery-league. […]

Hello Reader,
I wrote the following in my iPhone “notepad” during my flight this morning. Please enjoy, while I go to sleep immediately.
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3:05 est. August 30, 2011
Dear Guy sitting next to me on my 6 hour, red-eye, cross-country flight to Philadelphia,
I am going to karate chop you after our flight lands, and this […]

Oh Hi, Reader–
It’s me again. As you may have guessed from the clever title of this entry, I am sick. Here are some answers to the hypothetical questions you may (should) have:
How did you get sick?
My co-worker, despite being sick, decided to stay at work and thus contaminated me by […]

Oh hi. It’s me again.
Per the infinite requests of my *die-hard* fans (KP), I have decided to elaborate on my happening Jersey life. In some ways, my life here these last five months has really exceeded my expectations. Please see the following:
-I have been to a real Jersey Shore party. As in, […]

Oh hi, Reader,
It’s me again, Rachel. I realize it has been VERY long time since the last time you have heard from me, so I have summarized the last 10 months of my life into the following bullet points:
-I graduated from the University of Iowa.
-I moved to New Jersey to work for Lockheed Martin.
-I […]

Dear Reader,
It’s been a really long time. I know your lives have been really lacking from these past few months of no-blogging, but all is pretty much the same in my life:
ULTIMATE FAIL.
Today was the first day of my last semester in Undergrad (YAY). However, despite the joyous news of my last […]

Dear Future Rachel,
Now that you’ve finally graduated and are clearly wildly successful in your work life, maybe you are reminiscing about school and wishing you could be back in college.
THIS IS FALSE.
I, Current Rachel, just want to take this opportunity to remind you how difficult college was and how little you should miss it.
–Remember […]

Dear Reader,
This is going to be real quick.
Today, like most days, I was listening to some intimidating rap on my drive to class. As I was rapping along, (possibly inserting occasional gang signs when applicable) it occurred to me that I will likely not become a professional rapper.
Not only is my voice too […]

Dear Reader,
I am allotting exactly 30 minutes for this blog. And although I promised to write about the eccentric people in my Chemistry class, this blog will mostly be about how weak my sauce is + the things I think about. Here is a series of lists that have been running through […]

Wow! Since I blog so infrequently, I am essentially paying $5+ to write this post alone– probably more around $8 or so. Yeah, this better be good. (It won’t be. Keep your expectations low.)
So, without updating you on every minute detail, Reader, my life has gone from Bumbling in Iowa —> B-bopping all day at […]