Oh hi. It’s me again.

Per the infinite requests of my *die-hard* fans (KP), I have decided to elaborate on my happening Jersey life. In some ways, my life here these last five months has really exceeded my expectations. Please see the following:

-I have been to a real Jersey Shore party. As in, a party on the Shore of New Jersey. It was okay.
-I see the same Italian Guido everyday. He works out relentlessly and it takes him “25 minutes” to do his hair (please listen to “Beat Dat Beat” by Pauly D to most fully understand this reference). Perhaps a video to come? — Who knows.
-The Guido previously mentioned also wears the “Shirt Before The Shirt”, as per standard Guido custom.
-Living on the East Coast means easy access to several major metropolitan areas and happening things. I LOVE IT.
-It is illegal to pump your own gas in Jersey, therefore, I have not filled up my own tank in 5+ months. It is excellent.

However, as we also know, Jersey has some less-friendly aspects as well– some of which include:

-No left turns / “Jughandles”– dumbest idea ever. No further explanation is necessary.
-Bank-breaking tollways. I have never seen a toll in the Midwest exceed $2– ever. And yet the bridge from New Jersey to New York is $11. The bridge from New Jersey to Philadelphia is $4. Seriously, unacceptable.
-Jersey people are generally scary.

I know KP was looking for something more exciting and secretive than what I have provided in this post, but I am sorry to disappoint, yet again. I feel like I need to write in general terms until I start writing frequently enough to dive into specifics.

Thank you for understanding.

LOVE,

Rachel

P.S. KP, Take IBM’s offer. DO IT. K, Thanks.