Dear Future Rachel,

Now that you’ve finally graduated and are clearly wildly successful in your work life, maybe you are reminiscing about school and wishing you could be back in college.

THIS IS FALSE.

I, Current Rachel, just want to take this opportunity to remind you how difficult college was and how little you should miss it.

–Remember when you had three midterms in one day? And a Case Study + Presentation that same week?

–Do you remember how sleep deprived you were?

– Do you remember when you didn’t have a job, and you had to bend over backwards for only an interview?

–Remember when you sat through all those *interesting* mandatory classes you cared so much about? No? OH I wonder why…

I, Current Rachel, have a million more reasons for you not to miss this, but am currently in the process of cramming for midterms, so I hope this extinguishes your unwarranted nostalgia.

LOVE,

Rachel

P.S. Current Rachel is so tired today.