Dear Reader,

I am allotting exactly 30 minutes for this blog. And although I promised to write about the eccentric people in my Chemistry class, this blog will mostly be about how weak my sauce is + the things I think about. Here is a series of lists that have been running through my mind this month:

Things I Like This Month:

- Target
- Chipotle
- Sweet Tea
- Kids < 5 and >17
- This bedspread at Target (I like trees on my bed.)
- Gangster rap that makes me feel dangerous
- Tobi Steamer (Steams your clothes.)
- My LSAT Class
- Knitting

Things I Wish for the Immediate Future:

- I wasn’t so F-ed in Life ATM.
- To go watch Harry Potter

**GREAT THINGS ABOUT FUNNY PEOPLE IN MY CHEMISTRY CLASS**

Lady-Who-Wears-Velvet-Pants-And-Eats-Out-Of-Her-Pocket

- Seems like a disheveled bird-lady who makes a permanent duck-face
- Drives a new BMW X5
- Is in Introductory Chemistry at Community College, but already has a PHD and owns some sort of Mystery Clinic in the area
- Is quite heavy and wears short dresses that expose her entire, very large, veiny, lumpy bare thighs

Big-Black-Girl-Who-Wears-Blood-Stoppingly-Tight-Clothes-Daily:

- Wears short sleeve shirts that double as a tourniquet
- Wears white lace panties under her too thin / too tight capris
- Attends class < Not attending class (not sure how she is passing)
- Sports 2.5" glittery / intricately detailed claws
- Sports comparably long toenails

Uppity-Theater-Girl-Who-Sits-In-front-of-Me:

- Annoying.

Goth-Girl:

- Seems nice, but just seeing Goth attire in college is unusual

Frosted-Tips-Guy:

- Smarter than initially expected
- Chatty (like me)

That’s all I have for now. I struggle a lot lately.

Reader, please tell me a story. Kay, thanks!

LOVE,

Rachel

P.S. When summer school is over, I have real big plans to celebrate with sidewalk chalk.