Wow! Since I blog so infrequently, I am essentially paying $5+ to write this post alone– probably more around $8 or so. Yeah, this better be good. (It won’t be. Keep your expectations low.)

So, without updating you on every minute detail, Reader, my life has gone from Bumbling in Iowa —> B-bopping all day at a community college (=COD). I am doing summer school.

There are the most interesting people that attend summer school at community colleges. Seriously, I was worried that it was going to be lame– and it is. However! The people in my class keep my life reasonably spicy. The following few blogs will each be dedicated to someone in my class that I am perplexed by. Here is the first.

Girl-Who-Dresses-For-Clubbing

The name eliminates the need for explanation, although, I suppose I can elaborate a little. Here are my observations:

- Her outfits are never composed of more fabric than an apron
- She wears 4″ pumps to class everyday
- She asks the most obtuse questions all the time with the megaphone that is her voice. When did people stop being embarrassed to ask stupid questions?
- Real quote: “I don’t actually eat food. I just take fish oil pills, vitamins, and drink juice.”
- She also kind of resembles a transvestite, although she is apparently a single mother. So… that was just a mean subjective observation.

That’s all I’ve got for today. Up next: Lady-Who-Wears-Velvet-Pants-And-Eats-Out-Of-Her-Pocket.

As exciting as this sounds, I do not want to go to class tomorrow.

LOVE,

Rachel

P.S. Also, I have learned that the rules that govern Community College parking differ from any other parking lot I have ever used. Rather than park in between the lines, it is common practice to park on the lines. All the time.