There are only TWO (2) things that I want this year for my birthday, (from everyone that plans on honoring my 21 years of existence by the gift of a present):

1. An iPhone Headset. I have lost / broken far too many of these to speak about.

2. 100 earring backs (If the entire point of screwback earrings is so that the backs don’t fall off, why have I lost / replaced at least a million?)

Okay, that is all.

Thanks, Reader!

Love,

Rachel

P.S. I don’t know anyone who is still enrolled in high school = I am getting old.