Please tell me why Miley Cyrus’s canceled Florida appearance made it to CNN.com.

Really? Nothing is more important than a 15 year-old pop star who is missing out on a red carpet event? Good thing I care a lot about this issue, and please, write about something less interesting.

Perhaps I’m wrong here, but anyone who would be even remotely interested in that pointless tidbit probably isn’t reading CNN anyways.

CNN, I am disappointed. Please up your game.

LOVE,

Rachel