HI Reader,

These next 56 hours will be me signing off from life for a while– other than to update my fantastic and extremely interesting blog, I will be, essentially, MIA. I’m ‘announcing’ this, because I would really prefer not to be bombarded with petty social issues (but! if you actually have real, immense problems, you are still free to contact me!), being that I have my own yacht of things to deal with at the moment. If I don’t pick up my phone, this is probably why. And if I don’t call you back till next week– well– Sorry, in advance.

Sorry Reader, I know I am being a D-bag– but on the bright-side, you will be showered with many meaningful blogs! Like today, for example. Three entries in one day?! You are SO lucky, Reader; so perhaps you can put my D-bag qualities aside, and focus on the high quality of literature you are currently indulging on.

This week really needs to be over.

LOVE,

Rachel

P.S. I still need new sunglasses. :(. This actually bums me out, since, I have not been able to find a quality replacement for my previous-now-broken-ones.

P.P.S. I need to go shopping. And go check out good-looking and fantastically smart men.

P.P.P.S. Everyone is sick. My hair needs to be cut. I need to get my eyebrows done. I feel like crap.