If I have kids, this is what I’m going to tell them:

“If something undesirable happens to you, don’t let it be because you deserve it.”

Apparently, I did something(s) undesirable (now that I think about it, I actually did),and now, Karma is kicking my ass. So, (my future children), if you can avoid it (and sometimes you can’t), don’t do anything undesirable.

I have a crush on someone. And freaking Karma is going to stomp on my dreams of Possible-(but unlikely)-Prince-Fabulous. If you know me (relatively well), you should know that one of my most fundamental principles that, “The Golden Rule applies to EVERYTHING.” (That, and The Attractiveness Scale.) So, in short, I deserve what is coming to me.

Reader, I haven’t had a crush on someone who didn’t end up being my boyfriend in a very long time. I don’t even know how to have a crush. Man, help me out or something. Seriously.

I also live in a large closet. Help me out with that, too. I am bad at organizing.

School starts on Monday. Not-good news.

In conclusion, I need lots of help. I probably shouldn’t have kids.

LOVE,

Rachel

P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DAD!!

P.P.S. What would I do without my BFF Zogg? Apparently, nothing.