Dear Reader,
Being that your world revolves around me, you’ll be ecstatic to hear that I’ve had an acceptable week thus far. Here are a list of reasons that made this week a good one:

- I only had four (4) days of class. Having a national holiday during the week is like a 20% […]

Dear Santa,
I know that Christmas is quite far away, but I’ve already figured out what I want this year. I wish that you could make my life more awkward than it already is. This could probably be accomplished by, oh, I don’t know, clustering my ex-boyfriends, my crushes, and Lance Bass into a […]

I know it comes with the growing-up-territory, but my life this past year has consisted of some of my very favorite people moving away. Honestly, it seems like the Life-Masters only allow me to make friends with people who will move away as soon as I get comfortable.
Contrary to popular belief, (and […]

If I have kids, this is what I’m going to tell them:

“If something undesirable happens to you, don’t let it be because you deserve it.”
Apparently, I did something(s) undesirable (now that I think about it, I actually did),and now, Karma is kicking my ass. So, (my future children), if you can avoid it (and […]

Dear Prince Fabulous,
Being that you haven’t already found your way to me yet, here is a map (list) to make this clear-cut and to expedite this (impossibly slow) process.

MAP TO RACHEL’S HEART:

1.) Send me (somewhat-meaningful) mail. Preferably fantastic gifts and trendy items of clothing? But I will take almost anything.

2.) Be a good […]