Dear Santa,
Dear Santa,
I know I have had unrealistic wish-listing in the past, and I realize that your Christmas elves probably have some budget that they need to go by each year… SO, here is the more affordable list of things that I DO want! Here we go:

Here is a durable(looking) VS bag that I am eying. Isn’t it cute, Santa? I think it would be VERY useful for my books / school things. I want it in either the Red Plaid, or the Grey plaid, that they don’t show on the website. ($38.50)
I would also like this Kangol hat (in black). Warm, cute, and ANGORA. (Wow, did I really just say that? I am so lame.) ($38.00)
Another Kangol Hat. I like it in the Diagonal Tweed color. ($42.00)

I need to clean my existing Uggs. ($10.00)

Santa, My straightener just broke. I want a CHI Straightener (or Hairdryer), and look! This one apparently even comes with a FREE* Heat proof pouch / mat! (Around $130).
My life is so uninteresting. I’m so sorry, Santa. Sometimes, I wonder if you are God, because how do you know if I’ve been naughty or nice this year? But maybe you AND God are constantly watching down on me, in which case, you could give God a “Holla Back” for me. He is quite cool.
Anyways, Santa, I hope I’ve been pretty good this year. Do you want anything? Cookies? (Don’t worry, they will be edible. I won’t ACTUALLY make the batter. I will just buy it.) So I will leave you cookies and milk. What a good deal.
THANKS SANTA!
LOVE,
Rachel



Kangol….OMG I think I may throw up…
BTW is your name Samuel L. Jackson?