The Slumberlord(s) hate me:

Rai BEEs403 (9:04:12 PM): okay
Rai BEEs403 (9:04:15 PM): i think im going to go to sleep
Rai BEEs403 (9:04:23 PM): its like impossibly early
Rai BEEs403 (9:04:28 PM): and i think i am dying
[VERY COOL KID] (9:04:33 PM): whaaaa?
[VERY COOL KID] (9:04:35 PM): you
[VERY COOL KID](9:04:40 PM): are you seriously going to sleep now?
Rai BEEs403 (9:04:55 PM): and by dying i mean, my incredible health is deteriorating
Rai BEEs403 (9:04:58 PM): i feel sick
Rai BEEs403 (9:04:59 PM): so yes

…… Five hours later ……

Rachel Leong wrote
at 2:07am
[THE COOLEST KID ON EARTH]. IT IS 2:00 AM AND I AM NOT ASLEEP.

The story of my slumber goes as follows:

9:16pm: I go to sleep.
11:48pm: I wake up from a dream about accounting.
12:15am: I can not fall back asleep
12:45am: Study for accounting
1:00am: Realize that in addition to Accounting, I also have a Finance Exam
1:01am: Continue to study for Accounting
1:45am: Attempt to sleep again
1:54am: Jump out of bed to almost puke my brains out.
2:00am: Get on Facebook
2:05am: Inform [THE COOLEST KID EVER] of my unsuccessful attempt at going to sleep early.

This would have been a good diary entry for the Chinese oral exam.

WHY CAN’T I JUST GO TO SLEEP BEFORE MIDNIGHT!?!!? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK, OH SLUMBERLORD(s)?! JUST LET ME GO TO SLEEP!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO SLAUGHTER SOME COUNTING SHEEP FOR YOU? AND THEN USE ITS’ SOFT FLUFFY FUR TO MAKE A SHRINE FOR YOU?!

That would be great.

LOVE,

Rachel