Fine, Reader! I know it’s not true– I don’t have feelings. I am 110% hardcore.

BRING IT ON, FINALS!! You are not going to beat me!

Okay fine. Again, not true. Finals (starting tomorrow) are going to bite me in the butt and then savagely eat me alive! AHH!!!

For some unworldly reason, I think my [otherwise robust and unflagging] health is deteriorating– and I am getting sick. This is a NOT-GOOD time to get sick– but I am feeling very exhausted and feverish. NOT-GOOD NEWS, READER. Here is my Finals schedule for the next two days (so my millions of loyal fans know not to call me during these eight blocked-off hours.)

Tuesday: 4:30-6:30 Accounting
7:00-9:00 Finance

Wednesday: 12:00-2:00 Chinese
2:15-4:15 Marketing

If you are luckier (and by luckier, I mean, your final schedule is crappier) than me, please let me know, so I can feel better about my next 48 miserable hours.

Oh Reader, if you are fortunate enough to be out of school, or for some reason you do not have finals, please do not comment on this entry. For when I am done with Finals, I will come eat you alive– Unless you are my new BFF, Vitas.

LOVE,

Rachel