Hi Reader!
Here are my thoughts from 2007:
It doesn’t matter where you are, it’s who you’re with.

I do not like being angry and holding grudges. So, the *few* of you who have made me angry this year, (the chances are good) that I forgive you. 2008 is a new year.

I love my nanny. […]

Zippers hate me. This is a true story. More than once this week have (coat) zippers seen me, and then became irreparably stuck. Either snagged on fabric, or just stuck. FOREVER.
I know what you are thinking, Reader, “Rachel, this story sucks.”
Yes it does. But you are going to have to deal […]

HI Reader!
I am just checking in to wish you all a very, very Merry Christmas!!
I will keep you posted soon on all of the fascinating things in my life lately, Reader.
I hope you had a fantastic Christmas!
LOVE,
Rachel

Dear Santa,
I know I have had unrealistic wish-listing in the past, and I realize that your Christmas elves probably have some budget that they need to go by each year… SO, here is the more affordable list of things that I DO want! Here we go:

Here is a durable(looking) VS bag that I […]

Someone asked me recently, what the difference between “wishing” and “wanting” was. I answered that:
“Wishing is waiting for something to happen to you, without doing anything. Wanting is doing something to deserve what you want.”
He added that, “Wishing is hoping, for example, that you win the lottery; you wish that Santa will […]

Due to my otherwise seemingly useless nature, Reader, you may be surprised with this statement. However, I swear, sometimes even I am impressed with my own gift-wrapping savvy(ness?). I clearly can’t help be anything other than completely modest; but don’t worry, I am gloating about my skillZ for a few reasons:
-It is Gift-Packaging […]

The Slumberlord(s) hate me:

Rai BEEs403 (9:04:12 PM): okay
Rai BEEs403 (9:04:15 PM): i think im going to go to sleep
Rai BEEs403 (9:04:23 PM): its like impossibly early
Rai BEEs403 (9:04:28 PM): and i think i am dying
[VERY COOL KID] (9:04:33 PM): whaaaa?
[VERY COOL KID] (9:04:35 PM): you
[VERY COOL KID](9:04:40 PM): are you seriously going to sleep now?
Rai […]

Fine, Reader! I know it’s not true– I don’t have feelings. I am 110% hardcore.

BRING IT ON, FINALS!! You are not going to beat me!
Okay fine. Again, not true. Finals (starting tomorrow) are going to bite me in the butt and then savagely eat me alive! AHH!!!
For some unworldly reason, I think […]

Me: Okay Reader, So I am really angry.
Reader: “But why are you so angry Rachel?”
Me: Because, I have a best friend who keeps treating me like crap, even after they have been informed, over and over, to stop. It’s like an untrainable puppy who keeps peeing on your clothes / bed / […]