So, once upon a time, there was a girl (small and Asian) named Rachel. And overall, Rachel was a so-so, pretty okay person. BUT– God said “Since Rachel is only so-so and okay, I am going to ban her from my favorite part of the day: Morning.”

But his servant said, “But how can you ban her from the morning, Dear God?”

And God said, “Well, that’s easy, I’m going to make her miserable, tired, and really ugly in the morning. Like, really ugly. Red puffy-eyed, pale and groggy. I will make her look like a goblin if she wakes up too early. And if I make her miserable, she will not want to wake up in the morning when the birds are chirping and the sun is rising.”

….OH SO TRUE. God, You are right, I do not belong in the morning. But you are still cool.

LOVE,

Rachel