Halloween is my least favorite holiday, by far. Here are the main reasons I dislike Halloween:

-It is SCARY- the main point of Halloween is to get the crap scared out of you, which I am completely uninterested in.

-It is COLD- October 31, in Iowa (and Illinois!) is COLD at night. Very, very cold.

-It is SLUTTY- up till a certain age, Halloween is about being scary and getting scared. From then on, it is about how slutty you can be without being charged for indecent exposure. Now, being slutty paired with the point listed above (it being cold outside) I do not understand it at all.

-I am bad at dressing up. Here is a TRUE STORY:

(I am leaving my room, when a girl from my floor pops out of nowhere and here is the conversation that was exchanged):

Girl: HI Rachel! I was looking for you! I was thinking, for Halloween, I was going to be a rich prissy girl. Do you have anything I can borrow?

Me: (What the..) Uhm.. Yea…? I’ll see what I can do…

Yes. it happened.

Anyways I have to go study for my marketing exam tomorrow.

LOVE,

Rachel