1.) “I LIKE TO HAVE FUN” : This is the most unoriginal, flat, and horribly obvious statement of the century. Why do people even bother to say this? What is “fun” if you don’t like to have it? (Answer: You are stupid.) Perhaps this is a generalization, but:

“Stating that I like to have fun” = “I am no fun”

Just an observation. In Rachel’s Perfect World, people who made such uncreative and terribly lame statements would be disowned from my Utopia and thrown into a large pot of tofu and paperwork.

I would be a sensational dictator. Think about it.

LOVE,

Rachel

P.S. Fantastic Reader, there will be pictures and more coming very soon. :).