I LOVE SHOPPING I LOVE SHOPPING I LOVE SHOPPING!!!
I LOVE SPENDING I LOVE SPENDING I LOVE SPENDING!!!
I LOVE CONSUMING I LOVE CONSUMING I LOVE CONSUMING!!!
This weekend was a SHOPPING SUCCESS!! Not only did I purchase two (2) pairs of pants, (which, is VERY difficult since I am like < 5′) I also(!) purchased another six […]

-Pink Nano
-Coach Denim Purse
-Pink Digital Camera

I’m short.
And since I am, people often ask me a large quantity of queer questions, like, “Wait. Are you a legal midget??” I am too often asked this question—and just for any of you who were wondering, NO. I am not a legal midget. According to the “Little People of America.org,” a legal […]

It won’t happen to me again.