I’m having a very difficult time dealing with people and things right now.

I am very unsatisfied.

Perhaps, you (or someone near you) can ameliorate this by answering some questions for me:

- Why are people excessively self-centered?
- Why is what I want so far away?
- Why is what I want so difficult to attain?
- Why does it take so long to graduate college?
- Why is FREAKING Sociology 134 SO UNGODLY HARD?
- Why don’t the people I love come home?
- Why are April, May, and June such shitty months?
- Why isn’t waterproof mascara ACTUALLY waterproof?
- Why can’t things be just fantastic when I wake up?
- Why do people move away?
- Why is communication so hard for some people?
- Why does Paris Hilton exist? (Hearing about her existance gives me high blood pressure).
- Why are boys so gay?
- Why can’t I have a hug :(?

If you can answer any of these questions for me, I urge you to PLEASE call me, leave me a message, E-MAIL ME, etc. I would like to be satisfied, please.

LOVE,

Rachel