I am a bad person. I put my phone through the washing machine. If you are wondering what, exactly, happened…. continue reading. Otherwise, you can just skip to the end.

So, imagine this senario:

I am about do do laundry (yes, I can do laundry… kind of, atleast), and I realize that I should probably wash the pants I have on. So I toss them into the laundry also.

:::::TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES LATER:::::

I am taking my clothes out of the washing machine: shirts, socks, pants, ….WAIT….. IS THAT MY PHONE?!!?!?!?!??!

MOTHER@$@!%^@&@*$^*^%*$@!$!#^%

And then I screamed in the basement for about five minutes.

**YES: I am a douchebag.**

But since then, I have taken the battery and SIM card out so it can rest and dry. For anyone else who may ever run into a similar situation, here is a link on suggestions of what to do with a wet phone.